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Wipe my bottom! And give me my privacy.

The World According To Kids — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 14:30:29 +0000

This anonymous child was ratted out by his grandmother. While visiting, she heard the child yelling from the bathroom that he needed her to wipe his bottom. She walked in on the boy, completely naked, sitting on the toilet. He lifted his bottom in the air so she could oblige his request. He then demanded that she give him privacy so he could get dressed.

Grandma and honey

The World According To Kids — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 14:30:14 +0000

Again, my oldest nephew makes it into my comics. Grandma and grandpa were visiting when he was 4 years old. Grandma always calls grandpa “honey”. It’s only understandable that a young child would assume that’s his name!

Mommy, are you naked?

The World According To Kids — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 14:00:05 +0000

This child was at home sick so his mommy had to stay home from work to take care of him. As moms know, it is tough to juggle childcare and business… Mom was a little behind and had to jump on a conference call fresh out of the shower and in a bath towel. When her son came into the room and saw mommy, he was shocked that she was on a call “naked” and let everyone know!

I’m not whining!

The World According To Kids — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 14:00:46 +0000

This is my younger nephew. Being 5 years old, he has a tendency to whine when he doesn’t get his way. In an attempt to break him of this habit, the family has tried ignoring him and repeatedly explains that whining will not get him what he wants. He does seem to understand that whining is a bad thing, but according to him, he doesn’t whine!

Grandpa’s gracing me with presents!

The World According To Kids — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:00:44 +0000

My parents went to stay with my nephews for a few days. When grandma and grandpa arrived and grandpa told his grandchildren that he’d be gracing them with his presence, the kids were very excited to hear it!

The physics of tinkle

The World According To Kids — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 14:00:41 +0000

This child’s story was forwarded by his grandparents who wish to remain anonymous. It’s clear that when a child says he has to go potty, mommy had better listen!

My bottom broke!

The World According To Kids — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:00:53 +0000

I heard about this child from a parent who would like to remain anonymous. The father was at home and heard his son crying. When he ran into the room to find out what was wrong, his 5 year old son was standing on a chair looking at his bottom in the mirror. When daddy asked what was wrong, his son tearfully told him how he thought he had broken his behind–he saw a hole in it after wiping too hard…

Germ warfare among siblings

The World According To Kids — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 14:00:04 +0000

Kids get sick. A lot! My older nephew is an industrious one and doesn’t let a simple illness keep him down. Not five minutes after his mommy instructed him to stay away from his brother to keep him from getting sick as well, I overheard him threatening his younger brother with a little germ warfare… It’s no wonder when children get sick, their entire family (parents and siblings alike) are taken down with them.

A little ladies’ man

The World According To Kids — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:00:47 +0000

My 6-year old nephew may still be a child, but he is already turning into quite the ladies man! I’m not sure what his father has been teaching him, but I was able to witness his confidence with the women on a Chuck E Cheese outing. I spotted a cute little girl in a T-shirt from his elementary school and asked if he knew her. He got a devilish grin on his face and gave me a confident “Not yet…” What a little flirt!

I won’t laugh at you in the shower

The World According To Kids — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 14:00:09 +0000

With this comic, my younger nephew, age 5, makes it onto the site. One evening during my visit with my brother’s family, I was in the middle of my shower when I heard a tap-tap-tap on the door. Then the doorknob began to rattle. I hear this little voice saying “Aunty Lola, let me in!” (Yes, they have trouble with the name Arloa as do many adults!). His response when I told him I was in the shower had me giggling for days! Children can be very tactful!